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"I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me." - Zooey Deschanel

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Dylan doing his best Kevin Hart Impression.

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completelytwitterpated:

“Greenie,” Minho said, “if you think that was brave comin’ out here, listen up. You’re the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was. You’re as good as dead, just like us.”

Minho-centric gifset because why the shuck not

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karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

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nevver:

DALeast

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joshsundquist:

Fun fact: I listened to the song on repeat six times while drawing this Venn diagram.

ohmysupernatural:

“You know, I don’t think I’m the weird one here, Mister “my hair doesn’t need a hairbrush” X

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terriwindling:

"But perhaps the most important lesson I learned is that there are no walls between humans and the elephants except those that we put up ourselves, and that until we allow not only elephants, but all living creatures their place in the sun, we can never be whole ourselves.” 
- Lawrence Anthony (The Elephant Whisperer)
Photograph by Gregory Colbert

terriwindling:

"But perhaps the most important lesson I learned is that there are no walls between humans and the elephants except those that we put up ourselves, and that until we allow not only elephants, but all living creatures their place in the sun, we can never be whole ourselves.” 

- Lawrence Anthony (The Elephant Whisperer)

Photograph by Gregory Colbert

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—Harry’s entire life ever summarized into one nice phrase in Chapter 10 of SS (via the-spunky-fox)

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yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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jimmythebrobot:

when your director says to run it one more time

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cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!

Michelle’s husband.

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