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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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christophrevans:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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twoyellows:


HODOR

twoyellows:

HODOR

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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linettiperetti:

Did you like Marty McFly?

Kroll Show Season 2 - Episode 1: “Cake Train”

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letsslaytroyler:

'You hesitated' (x)

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notkatniss:

Margaery got “this ain’t my first husband, and this won’t be my last” look on her face

notkatniss:

Margaery got “this ain’t my first husband, and this won’t be my last” look on her face

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(Source: bloodyoathmate, via twoversesandachorus)

#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman

#batman winter is coming and it’s all your fault

#batman you could have had the iron throne #house wayne

#house motto: my parents are dead

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forthesakeofyourwolvelihood:

O’Brosey + Charlie bit my finger [x]

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cutebabe:

sapphicnymph:

valleypunx:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

paisle4n:

prsjon:

The Doll Test

This self hate thing is DEEP

this makes me mad 

This is a compilation of doll tests featuring children of many races.

This is so fucking important

if you ever have to ask why intersectionality is important, direct yourself back to this video

this is a fucking prime example of how racism and anti-blackness are literally ingrained in our heads right when we are born. 

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fallontonight:

Samuel L. Jackson performs a slam poem about Boy Meets World

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